Author Archives: Ronald Ayers

About Ronald Ayers

Ron Ayers is a freelance blogger and humor writer living in Blue Island, Illinois.

My Conversation with President Obama about Health Care

By Ronald Ayers  When the United States Supreme Court ruled recently that President Barak Obama’s Patient Protection and Affordable Health Care Plan was unconstitutional under the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution, but constitutional as a tax via the taxing … Continue reading

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Clothes Make The Woman

By Ronald Ayers Men and women are doing more things the same in our society these days. However, there is still a big difference in their attitudes toward clothes and the way they dress. You never know what a woman … Continue reading

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Sister Gertrudes Trip to Chicago

By Ronald Ayers When I was a cadet at St. Benedicts Military Academy in Altoona Wisconsin back in 1955, Sister Gertrude, one of the nuns at the academy told me one afternoon about a trip she tried to take to Chicago. … Continue reading

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Nymphomaniac Convention

  By Ronald Ayers I boarded an airplane this past weekend for a little rendezvous I had cooked up with Audrey Williams a high school girl friend of mine. We were to meet at a Bed and Breakfast just outside of … Continue reading

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No to Big Government! Yes to Freedom!

Columnist: Ronald Ayers By Ronald Ayers Thirty five year old Otis Killingsworth, a black man with  one child, and a pregnant girl friend walked into a local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said. “Hi. I hate that … Continue reading

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Sperm Bank Donation

   By Ronald Ayers When I was a young cub reporter for the Harvey Star Tribune back around 1979 one of the weirder journalistic assignments my editor Mike O’Neal gave me was for me to go undercover to the Harvey … Continue reading

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